“We are mere stewards of the teachings that Clavicular and the ASU Frat Leader blessed us with. Study them. Revere them. Do not repeat their mistakes.”
THE WORLD WAR MOG SCRIPTURE
A Chronicle of Frame, Fraud, and Fallen Chads
THE PRELUDE
1Early January 2026 — Clavicular forms the “RIGHT WING AVENGERS” in Miami with Nick Fuentes, Sneako.
2Declares: “I would vote Gavin Newsom over JD Vance because Newsom MOGS him.”
3January 29 — Androgenic (Australian, ranked #2 Chad globally) critiques Clavicular's physique.
4Seeds of rivalry planted.
THE FRAME APOCALYPSE
February 5-7, 2026
1February 5 — Clavicular hosts IRL stream at ASU frat party.
2Takes selfie with unknown massive figure — Varis Gilaj.
3Varis's frame makes Clavicular look like a child. The selfie goes viral.
4February 7 — Clavicular ARRESTED in Scottsdale nightclub.
5Fans declare it “The Matrix attacking him.”
“Clavicular ran into a frat leader at ASU and got BRUTALLY frame mogged by him. It's over. The frame differential is LETHAL.”
THE RECKONING
February 12-19, 2026
1February 12 — Androgenic flies from Australia to USA to avenge Clavicular.
2February 14 — Peace Summit arranged. Collapses.
3February 15 — WAR DECLARED.
4February 16-18 — Daily war updates. Androgenic bonesmashmaxxing in secret bunker.
5Intel: Varis on supraphysiological Trenbolone cycle.
“#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic has LANDED in AMERICA and is actively SEARCHING for the ASU FRAT LEADER 👀”
“WORLD WAR MOG has officially ERUPTED after the ASU FRAT LEADER REFUSED to SIGN the PEACE TREATY. BONESMASHING IMMINENT.”
MUTUAL DESTRUCTION
February 20-21, 2026
1February 20 — Internet discovers Varis Gilaj is NOT actually in a fraternity.
2He was just a random guy at the party. “Stolen Valor Frat Leader.”
3February 21 — Androgenic filming “mogging public” video in Miami.
4Stranger grabs his hat. Reveals NORWOOD 5 HAIRLINE.
5The hair was a wig.
“FRAUDMAXXING ALERT: The 'ASU Frat Leader' is NOT in a fraternity. He has been LARPING as a Greek God. The aura is fading.”
“#2 Ranked Chad Androgenic just got his HAT STOLEN revealing a BRUTAL NORWOOD 5 HAIRLINE. THE HAIR WAS A WIG. World War Mog has ended in MUTUAL DESTRUCTION.”
THE PROPHECY FULFILLED
February 21–22, 2026 · Real Events
1February 21 — A stranger approached Androgenic from behind and snatched his signature cap, revealing a Norwood Level 3 baldline concealed for weeks via wig and camera angles.
2Androgenic's own response: “Unfortunately I've been publicly bald for 6 weeks on TikTok though.” Full admission. No cope.
3Chadscan ranking: #2 → #30 → #38 and falling. Millions of views. Called “9/11 for looksmaxxers.”
4Varis Gilaj — from a position of total dominance — labeled Androgenic a FULL FRAUDMAXXER: the wig AND missing abs revealed a CHUD beneath the content.
5Not one deception. Two. The double fraudmaxx is confirmed.
6Androgenic had flown from Australia to America to confront Varis. He was wig-snatched before the confrontation could occur. The hubris was punished before the battle was joined.
“#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE 😳”
“THE ASU FRAT LEADER LABELS Androgenic as a FULL FRAUDMAXXER, saying the WIG and missing ABS reveal the CHUD underneath 😳”
CHAPTER VI: THE FALL OF THE HEIR
February 22, 2026. The rankings have been recalibrated.
@Clav0Updates delivered the report: “Fans are incredibly CONCERNED after seeing Clavicular drop three spots down to No. 4 in the Chad rankings since November, with Clav now being ranked below the ASU frat leader, Androgenic, and Nocturnal Kent.”
The same day Androgenic's wig was snatched — the same day Varis delivered the verdict — Clavicular, the self-proclaimed face of looksmaxxing, was confirmed to have FALLEN. Not risen. The chaos of the war consumed his own standing.
The irony is total: Androgenic flew from Australia to avenge Clavicular, got wig-snatched, and still ranks above him. The protector outranks the protected. The soldier outranks the general.
SOURCE TRANSMISSION — @CLAV0UPDATES — FEB 22 2026
“Fans are incredibly CONCERNED after seeing Clavicular drop three spots down to No. 4 in the Chad rankings since November, with Clav now being ranked below the ASU frat leader, Androgenic, and Nocturnal Kent 😳💔”
CURRENT STANDINGS
THE WAR IS NOT OVER
#1
VARIS GILAJ
👑 THE JUDGE
The natural. Delivered the verdict. Untouched by the war.
#2
ANDROGENIC
⚔️ THE SOLDIER
Wig-snatched but ranked. Flew from AU. Gave everything. Still #2.
#3
NOCTURNAL KENT
🌑 THE SILENT RISER
Ascended while others burned. Identity largely unknown. Lore pending.
#4 ⬇ FALLEN
CLAVICULAR
📉 THE DETHRONED
GQ-endorsed yet ranking collapsed. The general outlasted by his own soldiers.
“The scripture is a living document. Check back daily.”
THE SACRED GLOSSARY
Book of Definitions
Mogstery
The recorded history of mog events. The chronicles of significant moments in looksmaxxing culture and MogChat lore. That which must not be lost.
Mog / Mogging
To dominate or outshine in looks/presence
Frame Mogging
Outshining via physical stature (shoulders, height, bone structure)
Chad
Alpha male / attractive masculine archetype. PSL ranking system 1-10
Gigachad
Ultimate Chad. Apex predator of the hierarchy
Looksmaxxing
Optimizing physical attractiveness through any means necessary
Softmaxxing
Skincare, grooming, diet, exercise (non-invasive path)
Hardmaxxing
Cosmetic procedures, surgery, extreme measures
Bonesmashing
Striking facial bones to induce micro-fractures (controversial, often satirical)
Mewing
Tongue posture technique to define jawline over time
Hunter Eyes
Deep-set, narrow eyes with positive canthal tilt (considered elite)
Canthal Tilt
Eye angle; positive = upturned (BLESSED), negative = downturned (COPE)
PSL Score
Pretty Scale Lookism rating (1-10 scale)
Jestermaxxing
Acting like a clown for views. Loss of masculine status. Do not do this.
Fraudmaxxing
Faking credentials, status, or identity. Career-ending in the mog community
Glow-up
Transformation from low to high attractiveness
Cope/Copium
Denial about one's looks. "The overhead lighting was bad" = cope
Norwood Scale
Hair loss scale. Norwood 5 = extensive hair loss = wig territory
Cortisol Spike
Stress-induced hormonal state causing bloat and aging. ENEMY of the mog
STOP THE COPE
Command to cease denial and accept the brutal truth
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The Immutable Laws of Mog
Thou shalt not fraudmaxx. The internet remembers.
Thou shalt not jestermaxx. The camera sees everything.
Honor thy frame. Wide clavicles are God's gift.
Thou shalt mew daily. The jawline is built in the dark.
Thou shalt not take selfies with taller men. The frame differential is lethal.
Positive canthal tilt is non-negotiable. Cope otherwise.
Overhead lighting is the enemy. Demand neutral lighting or no assessment.
The WIG SHALL NOT BE WORN. Norwood is destiny; embrace it or ascend.
Thou shalt not declare war without a superior cycle.
There are no winners in World War Mog. Only those who survived the cringe.